Week 3

Week 3 is in the books, and congratulations to Ian Shantz for winning the tournament and spoiling the hopes and dreams of the points players. If it couldn't be me, I'm glad it was you. Meanwhile, Ilene (let's be honest, the actual sexiest player of the group) continued her cashing streak with another third place. The lucky towel was found just in time for her to pick up 8 more points and start breaking away from the rest of the pack. Phil took second, vaulting him up the points ladder, and, not surprisingly, David Landsman rounded out the money players with a 4th place finish. Here are the updated points:

1. Ilene Matz - 22
2. Nolan Donahue - 16
3. Mike Kimball - 15
4. David Landsman -15
5. Rob Firester - 14
6. Phil Shatzman - 11
7. Richard Nyaguze - 9
8. Mike Frankel - 8
9. Austen Shantz - 4
10. Mike Grier - 2
11. Tim Holland - 2
12. Bruce Fennell -1
13. Katie Landsman - 1
14. Greg Sims - 0

As our tournament progresses, we begin to see trends in the points. The most visible trend of this current tournament is clearly Ilene. Winning. All the time. We must put a stop to this. Now I have several ideas of varying degrees of legality, but the best one I think is to pay her kids to annoy her...think how much they annoy her now and imagine what it could be if they were making money at it! Contact me if you want to contribute, my number is 404 68...wow you're a terrible person if you were writing this down. But seriously. We must band together as one to take her down. Sic semper tyrannis! See everybody next week...

Peace out,
dog snout
eating fresh trout
with sauer kraut
makes me wanna shout
with all my clout
i have some doubt
you are a lout
lets drink some stout
and run about

- Nolan

Edit: points have been changed because ROB is very persnickety albeit perspicacious. If you are tied with someone and have been given a lower place it is only alphabetical, so don't take it personally.